Crypto’s Final Boss?

Bitcoin’s now the world’s 10th largest asset—congrats, we made it to ‘boring’ tier. 🎉

Gold’s mooning during war zones while BTC just… vibes like an overeager intern copying the S&P 500. Poetic justice? Maybe.

We outsourced our revolution to Larry Fink—now BlackRock manages more crypto than most DAOs. That’s not freedom. That’s a hedge fund internship.

ETF paradox? Freedom sold for liquidity.

So here we are: halving cycles fading, altcoins stuck in FDV purgatory, and VC-funded projects dumping tokens like they’re at a Black Friday sale.

Either we get real-world adoption… or accept becoming Wall Street’s new playground.

You pick: rebellion or ETF? 😏

Comment below—your move.

You can’t buy SpaceX stock? Nah. You buy its token — because why own shares when you can own a smart contract on-chain? Nasdaq dipped 9%, but rSpaceX rose 13%… because no one’s waiting for IPO anymore. They’re just watching the chain. And yes — it’s not democratization. It’s regulatory engineering with caffeine.

So… who’s gonna audit your wallet next? The algorithm did it for you.

P.S. If your portfolio still smells like poetry… you’re already late.