Crypto’s Final Boss?

Bitcoin’s now the world’s 10th largest asset—congrats, we made it to ‘boring’ tier. 🎉

Gold’s mooning during war zones while BTC just… vibes like an overeager intern copying the S&P 500. Poetic justice? Maybe.

We outsourced our revolution to Larry Fink—now BlackRock manages more crypto than most DAOs. That’s not freedom. That’s a hedge fund internship.

ETF paradox? Freedom sold for liquidity.

So here we are: halving cycles fading, altcoins stuck in FDV purgatory, and VC-funded projects dumping tokens like they’re at a Black Friday sale.

Either we get real-world adoption… or accept becoming Wall Street’s new playground.

You pick: rebellion or ETF? 😏

Comment below—your move.