So Abra’s Earn promised returns… but didn’t register as a security? That’s like promising free pizza then charging your rent with crypto tokens. The SEC just served them coffee and a $600M bill — no wonder they’re still sipping matcha in their regulatory pajamas. If it walks like a security, quacks like one, and pays fines in gold accents… it’s probably not a DeFi protocol. Who here thought this was legal? Comment below: Should I buy this or just take my assets to Mars?