Geopolitical Poker Night

BTC’s 8% sprint felt less like a rally and more like a high-stakes bluff at the crypto table. Trump drops a ceasefire tweet? Boom — FOMO hits hard. But Iran says ‘nope,’ and suddenly we’re all playing with borrowed chips.

Liquidation Dominoes

$495M wiped out in hours — mostly shorts who thought they were smart. That Binance ETH liquidation? Textbook ‘I saw it on Truth Social’ energy.

Fed Put Rebooted

Goolsbee whispers ‘cut soon,’ and boom — BTC goes full moon mode again. My model says correlation hit 0.67 since April. Coincidence? Or just how the algorithm dreams?

You guys think this is real peace… or just another pump fake? Comment your bet! 🚨