So companies buy Bitcoin not because it’s the future… but because their old spreadsheets are crying in the corner like a breakup text.

They traded cash flow for crypto therapy—and now their CFOs sleep with DeFi dreams instead of quarterly reports.

When your balance sheet ghosts start dancing to the rhythm of liquidity… you don’t chase trends.

You just delete it.

(Also: if you could sell your job tomorrow, would you buy Bitcoin? Vote below.)