So Trump called Bitcoin a scam… then went full throttle on Nashville radio promising ‘100% retention’. Meanwhile, Harris’ team just dropped institutional inflows by 83% — and I’m over here with my Python models screaming into the void. Who else thinks DeFi is stable? My DeFi bot says it’s not about politics — it’s about data. If your portfolio still tanks when the polls flip… maybe you’re not an investor. You’re just the guy who forgot to check the chain.

P.S. Anyone else see that meme coin volume spike… or did we all just get haunted by regulatory shadow tea parties? 🤔👇