Hash Rate or Hammers?

Gold miners swing picks like it’s 1890. Bitcoin miners? They’re running the ASIC hamster wheel at 3 AM while you’re still debating if your coffee’s strong enough.

Heat Is the New Gold

Forget tailings ponds — these rigs are basically space heaters with a purpose. I saw one facility in Reno using waste heat to warm 12 homes. That’s not efficiency — that’s art.

Double Paycheck Power

Gold only earns when sold. Bitcoin miners get paid twice: block rewards AND transaction fees. Even when supply caps hit zero, they’ll still be raking in cash from DeFi chaos.

So yeah — digital diggin’ isn’t just brighter… it’s louder, warmer, and way more alive.

You in? Comment below: would you rather dig dirt or code? 🚀