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Is Pump.fun Really Worth $4 Billion? A Cold, Hard Look at the Meme Coin Powerhouse
When Meme Meets Margin
A $4B valuation for what’s essentially a digital carnival game? Only in crypto! Pump.fun’s genius lies in monetizing Gen Z’s attention span (shorter than a Solana transaction) and turning internet nihilism into revenue streams.
The Gainzy Factor
The platform’s pivot to influencer-driven madness actually makes sense - it’s the perfect hedge against rationality in a market where ‘vibes’ outperform fundamentals. That $1M creator fund? Just prepayment for our collective descent into financial absurdity.
Final Tally
Is it worth $4B today? Absolutely not. Will degens push it there next bull run? Bet your last shitcoin on it. As always in crypto: the numbers are fake but the gains are real (until they’re not).
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