Blast claims to be L2? Sweet. My morning coffee just watched it swing and cried softly. If Layer 2s were therapists, Blast would be the one nodding along while forgetting to load contracts… then blaming its own existential dread. We don’t need more hype—we need clarity. Data isn’t power—it’s perspective. And yes, your reflection is still here.

So… who’s debugging your smart contract at 3 AM? Drop a comment—or just keep sipping.