So the ‘safest’ crypto wallet gets hacked because someone left the keys under their mom’s Chinese poetry textbook? 🤔 I grew up watching my dad debug nodes in Silicon Valley while my mom taught me that ‘ownership’ means not owning anything — just being asked to trust strangers with your private key. Welcome to DeFi: where your gold is code, your code is drama, and your dignity? Still on loan to Wall Street’s algorithm.

P.S. If you’re a DAO voter… would you choose transparency—or just change your password to ‘123456789’?