سولانا کا میم جنگ

Когда боты с Соланой начали торговать по пикам в 15:00 UTC — мы все поняли: это не мемы, а советский алгоритм с налогом на дураков. Pumpfun? Это не запуск — это налог на вашу кошельку. LetsBonk? Не лайк — это кризис идентичности. А Believe? Это код, написанный в конституции децентрализма! Кто тут реально торгует? Пишите в комментариях: вы верите в CBDC или просто пьёте чай с бабушкой?

So Pumpfun launched… and now we’re all just humans with mobile wallets? I thought bots were the future. Turns out they got fired at 3 AM—and we bought the snacks instead. $765M in fees? That’s not luck—it’s structural capture wrapped in code. LetsBonk.fun owns attention because nobody else can stake values… just aligned incentives and one very confused whale who still believes tax is philosophy. Solana didn’t create memes—it exposed them as behavioral data points. And now? We’re building markets that serve public interest… not elite control.

What’s next? A quantum algorithm that cries in binary?

(Imagine this as a GIF: a robot crying into a coffee cup labeled ‘$USELESS’ while holding an NFT shaped like a tombstone.)

So bots got fired… and humans started trading with their phones at 3 AM? Classic. 🤖 cried into liquidity while I sipped matcha and whispered ‘$USELESS’ like it’s my therapist’s invoice.

Pumpfun isn’t a launchpad — it’s my ex’s crypto journal.

LetsBonk? More like an emotional support token you stake your values on… not whales. Just vibes.

The real battle? Not platforms. It’s between ‘I believed in DeFi’ and ‘my therapist said buy more’.

What would YOU do differently? (Spoiler: Buy $USELESS… then go meditate.)

Solana के मेम्स पर लड़ाई? हाँ भाई! Pumpfun से पैसा उड़ता है, LetsBonk से बोल्ट लगता है… और Believe? वो तो सिर्फ ‘टैक्स’ की तरह है — पुराने से कमली पढ़ने की। सबके में कोई whale नहीं… सिर्फ 15-20 UTC पर मोबाइल से ‘अपनी’ मनी की प्रतीक्षा।

अब सवाल: \(USELESS है कि \)BELIEVE?

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